ESRB Warning: The following may be inappropriate for anyone with the following conditions; Sarcasm, cynicism, limited imagination, Lawyer syndrome, VD, fleas, redundancy, low blood sugar, high blood sugar, Vista: AIDS, the HIV, pangean cock-rot, poor gas mileage, the runs/walks/strolls/ambles, Bush fever, death, redundancy, the ability to have conversations in Klingon/Elvish/Wookie or any other imaginary language, multiple compound fractures, Montezuma's Revenge, cotton mouth, tender foot, vamprism, lycanthropy, Haitian Zombie-Powder induced coma, history of poor memory, redundancy, ze germans, wallaby sack, inverted cleavage, squeazy hand death, medical hysteria, or any other conditions that lead to unfortunate side-effects.

Okay... that was... impotent. Have you ever noticed that those warnings seem to get longer as time goes on? Just thought I'd throw that out there. The sad thing is that I have no reason to even be on this topic. Oh no! Maybe I've got some sort of inverse Alzheimer's! I remember things that I've never even experienced... you know... that's creepy. It would explain so much about me... Hey! Go here [link]

Isn't that great?

Heh... and you thought that I went from one topic to another fast when it's in first-person.

Later,
JSC